High Status Humor

Hey have you heard this one?

It’s a great joke…

But what’s more interesting, is what it says about how women respond to certain types of humor…

Marilyn Monroe said:

“If you can make a girl laugh, You can make her do anything…

…and by “make her do anything” she didn’t mean making her paint your apartment.

She meant you can make her do anything…in bed.

This is a powerful statement from the most desired woman of her time…

It would be the same as Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, or Jessica Biel saying it today

But is it true?

It’s no secret that all women say they want a guy with a great sense of humor

But have you ever noticed that most comedians aren’t exactly Don Juans even though “sense of humor” is the #1 quality women say they want in a man?

Most guys make the mistake of thinking women will respond to just ‘any old type of humor’

So…

• they try their hardest to crack jokes whenever she’s around
• they search their minds frantically for the next ‘witty comment’ in every conversation
• they try to predict what SHE thinks will be funny and cater their jokes to her
• they’ll do ANYTHING for a laugh thinking the more jokes they get in, the better

But sadly, not only are these strategies unnecessary, they actually HURT your chances with women…

They make you appear needy and desperate for her attention and approval

Just like a clown…

And Bozo isn’t exactly who a woman’s picturing when she takes out her vibrator.

Because the truth is…

Not ALL types of Humor are attractive to women

The reason so many comedians do so poorly with women…

Even though “sense of humor” is the #1 thing women look for in a man…

Is that most comedians use THE WRONG TYPE OF HUMOR

And you’re about to discover how to use the RIGHT type of humor:

• to turn any woman on
• lower her defenses
• and make her see YOU as the sexual and romantic fantasy she’s only dreamed about

You’re also going to learn…

• A rejection-proof way to start conversations with any woman, no matter how hot, by getting her laughing right off the bat before she even has time to think of rejecting you
• How to joke around with a girl in a way most guys wouldn’t even think of… making you stand out above every man she’s met
• How to use humor to exploit a hidden ‘glitch’ in the female brain that causes women to project attractive traits onto you

And if a girl you like sees you as ‘just a friend’…

You’re going to learn how to get her laughing in a way that changes her perception of you so she sees you in a whole new light.

I’m also going to share with you the biggest mistake most guys make when trying to be funny which causes their humor to ‘backfire’ and ruins their chances with women.

And, the easy 3-step formula for creating humor in any situation.

Warning:

I and my close circle of friends have been using the techniques you’re about to learn for the past three years to give us a ‘competitive edge’ over other guys.

We figured it was time to ‘share the wealth’

But we didn’t want these secrets to become ‘too popular’ and dilute their power.

After all, it’s not an advantage if everyone has it.

So we decided the only way to keep these techniques from getting ‘overused’ was to limit the number of guys who could see this page in each region.

If you read this entire page, you’ll be one of the few men who will ever know these secrets.

But if you choose to leave, I can’t guarantee you’ll be able to see it in the future.

So read it now while you have the chance because at any moment, it could be gone for good.

Ok, now that we have that out of the way let’s get into it…

When it comes to women, all humor falls into one of two categories:

There’s the type of humor that turns women ON…

And the type of humor that turns them OFF.

To understand the difference take a look at the following two comedic actors:

Vince Vaughn

…and Rob Schneider

Which one of these guys does better with women?

Vince Vaughn is known for being good with women and has dated some of the most desired women in the world.

Rob Schneider on the other hand isn’t really known as a ‘sex symbol’.

Ask most girls if they’d like to sleep with Rob Schneider and they’ll think you’re joking.

Why?

They’re both wealthy and successful

Vince Vaughn isn’t any better looking (not anymore anyway)

…and they’re both funny

So why is Vince Vaughn considered sexy while Rob Schneider isn’t?

It’s because Vince Vaughn uses a kind of humor that projects confidence and sex appeal.

And Rob Schneider uses a kind of humor that projects goofiness and insecurity

Vince Vaughn knows a secret that very few men know:

He knows that when done RIGHT, humor doesn’t just make women laugh, it turns them on as well.

Because…

The way you joke around with a woman is a BIG indication of what kind of guy you are

A guy who’s confident, relaxed, and ‘desirable’ jokes around in a very different way than a guy who’s nervous, insecure, and ‘needy’.

And by imitating the type of humor that confident, high status guys use, you can project those qualities of confidence and sex appeal that drive women wild.

And women will have no choice but to get turned on and become attracted to you.

It’s like always having your finger on a woman’s remote control ignition button.

So you can turn her on “on command” wherever and whenever you want.

Whether you just met her… Or you’ve known her for years.

I call the ‘attractive type’ of humor that guys like Vince Vaughn use:

High Status Humor

It’s the kind of effortless humor guys who DOMINATE with women have been using for years to steal the hottest girls right from under other guys’ noses.

Since it’s easy to come up with in any situation, High Status Humor always comes across effortless and spontaneous (more on that in a moment).

And though she may not have a name for it when a woman says she wants a guy with a great sense of humor, it’s ‘High Status Humor’ she’s talking about

My name’s Zach Browman

When I discovered High Status Humor three years ago, I went from not being noticed at all, to dating the kind of women most guys only dream about.

And though I was excited about the results I was getting I was a little concerned:

I noticed some unusual reactions in the women I used it with…

And my suspicions were confirmed in 2010 when the results of a 3-year study involving over 1000 women were published by Dr. David Buss and Dr. Cindy Meston

The study was published under the title: “Why Women Have Sex” and it provides a unique window on what women are really thinking about sex.

These scientists found that humor is such a strong determinant of who a woman has sex with they dedicated a whole section to it.

One woman says:

“I had this boyfriend who wasnʼt terribly attractive,
but he could make me laugh just by looking at me.

He had an incredible sense of humor that turned me on completely…
At some point he cheated, broke my heart… and I ended it…

Several years later we eventually did date again, but that magic was no longer there.

But that didnʼt keep me from wanting him sexually. He was still incredibly funny!”

So here we have a guy who:

• wasn’t terribly attractive
• cheated on her
• broke her heart
• she dumped

and she STILL couldn’t help going back to him for sex!

All because of his sense of humor

Do you see what’s happening here?

The right kind of humor can cause a woman to become irrational and completely overlook your flaws…

And my first concern was that the ‘wrong type of guy’ could misuse these techniques to take advantage of women even if he didn’t have much to offer.

But that wasn’t my only concern…

My biggest concern was that when a guy uses High Status Humor women become addicted to him

And when I use the word addicted I mean it literally (as you’ll see in a second).

Another woman in the study said:

“I had sex with someone who had a great sense of humor.
…All of those good feelings from all the laughter led to me feeling good with him in other aspects.

Sex was just an extension of that.”

So here we have a woman who’s feeling so good from all the laughter that she starts to get turned on.

How does this get her addicted?

When you simultaneously make a woman laugh and turn her on, you’re making her feel powerful emotions.

And it’s these emotions she gets addicted to.

You’ve probably heard of a series of experiments by a scientist named Pavlov.

He rang a bell every time he fed his dogs…and pretty soon, just the sound of the bell made them drool with hunger.

The bell was linked to food, so just hearing it triggered those feelings of hunger.

This is exactly what happens when you give a woman these powerful feelings.

She starts to link those feelings with you… And you become the trigger for them.

So the feelings come flooding back whenever she:

• sees you
• hears your voice
• smells you
• or feels your touch

Feelings are nothing other than powerful chemicals in her brain and body.

And after a short time, if she doesn’t get them she’ll go into withdrawal.

So pretty soon, she’ll start hungering for your presence when you’re not around.

She’ll crave your company,

the sound of your voice,

and your touch,

…just like a drug addict craves his drug.

So you can see when I use the word ‘addicted’ I mean it.

That’s why I want to warn you NOT to abuse this knowledge.

Use it to make women feel amazing, not to get them hooked on you just to misuse them!!!

If you can’t promise me that you’ll use these techniques responsibly then I want you to stop reading this right now.

But if you ARE ready for the responsibility that comes with this kind of power, then you’ll want to keep reading.

Because I’m about to reveal the system that makes it easy for any man to use High Status Humor to attract the kind of women he REALLY wants… so you don’t have to “settle” for girls you’re not interested in, or worse yet, no one at all.

I call it:

The High Status Humor System

It’s been my ‘secret weapon’ when it comes to attracting the hottest women for years.

And I, and the handful of guys I’ve taught it to have used it to meet and date literally hundreds of women.

This system is for:

• Guys looking to turn a friend into a girlfriend or a ‘friend with benefits’
• Guys who want a rejection-proof way to approach a woman by making her laugh within seconds of saying ‘hello’
• Guys who want to make sure their current girlfriend stays attracted to them and isn’t sneaking around behind their back

In short, this system is designed for anyone who wants a ‘competitive edge’ over every other guy.

***EVEN IF YOU’VE NEVER THOUGHT OF YOURSELF AS ‘NATURALLY FUNNY’.

Because…

ANYONE can learn to be funny

In fact, once you understand how humor works, it becomes the easiest thing in the world.

You see, a few years ago I decided to make learning to be funny a priority.

I was hopeless with women…and I figured the best way I could ‘stand out’ and date the girls I REALLY wanted was to work on my sense of humor.

I wasn’t the least funny person I knew… but I also wasn’t the funniest.

I could sometimes make my friends laugh (and my mom),

But my sense of humor would abandon me when I needed it most

Whenever I was talking to a girl I REALLY liked my mind would just go blank, or my jokes would come out sounding stupid or ‘try-hard’.

I bought every product on comedy I could find…but none of them helped.

The programs were all focused on comedy writing which involved creating set-ups & punchlines.

It was a lot of work… and totally useless for being funny in regular conversation.

The people I knew who were naturally funny never ‘told jokes’ they just reacted to what was going on around them in a funny way.

So I started to watch ‘naturally funny’ people. I looked for patterns in the way they joked around… And what I discovered astonished me:

It seemed like there was a FORMULA for how these people generated humor.

I broke down the formula and found there are just THREE things that all naturally funny people do that allow them to be ‘on’ all the time.

I call them:

The Three Keys to Comedy

Key #1: Observation

The first thing that distinguishes funny people from everyone else is that they know how to RECOGNIZE the humor that’s all around them

Comedians like Jerry Seinfeld have made entire careers out of pointing out things we all see every day, we just didn’t RECOGNIZE the humor in them.

But when you know what to look for, you can’t help seeing comedic opportunities everywhere.

And in The High Status Humor program I’m going to show you the three questions to ask in any situation that will reveal the goldmine of humor all around you.

You’ll notice the comedic opportunities that have been right in front of your nose, and your jokes will always come across spontaneous rather than pre-planned, which is a key part of making sure your humor comes across High Status.

Key #2:The Formulas

Observations can be funny in and of themselves, but how you express them amplifies the laughs and the attraction a woman feels for you.

There are just FOUR simple formulas for turning an observation into a high-impact one-liner.

Just plug in your observation, and the formula takes care of the rest.

And in The High Status Humor Program I take you through each one of these simple formulas in detail, along with the most common situations you can apply them in.

Key #3: Delivery

You’ve probably heard before that comedy is “all in the delivery”

And while the content of what you say IS important, your delivery can make ALL THE DIFFERENCE whether your joke’s followed by laughter …or awkward silence.

Why do you think some comedians are cast in one movie after another?

They don’t come up with their own lines.

It’s their delivery which makes it funny.

But has anyone ever broken down for you what good delivery looks like?

Me neither.

So I decided to do exactly that:

I watched the best comedians and guys who were naturally funny and noticed some simple differences in facial expressions and body language between guys who were consistently funny and those that weren’t.

And when I made these slight adjustments to my own delivery I was cracking people up like never before.

The differences were so small and easy to change I merely needed to become aware of them to experience their powerful effects.

Once you have those three things down…

You’ll have the power to make people laugh at any time, and in any situation.

And when you combine those three keys with High Status, you’ll have a combination so powerful, one guy I taught it to called it: “The Shock and Awe of Attraction”

So if you:

• aren’t using humor to attract the girls you want can’t think of funny things to say ‘on the spot’ when you finally have an opportunity to talk to that cute girl who’s exactly your type
• have tried to be funny with a girl you like and it’s come out awkward and embarrassing
• especially if you’ve made a girl laugh only to make your move and find out she “doesn’t see you that way”

…then you need to what you’ve been doing RIGHT NOW and try something different.

Because all this time you’ve been fighting with one arm and one leg tied behind your back…and it doesn’t have to be this way.

Ever since I accidentally discovered High Status Humor three years ago, I haven’t had to worry that I won’t have something to say when talking to a hot girl…

I haven’t felt anxiety approaching a girl no matter how hot she was because I knew I had a ‘secret weapon’ that would set me apart from every guy she’s ever met…

Eventually, I ended up in an amazing relationship with a woman I would have picked out of a catalogue.

I couldn’t be happier.

And I want the same for you.

You might want to get married…

Perhaps you’d like to get a girlfriend…

Maybe you want more sex with hotter women

Or maybe you just want to know that you can handle any situation with women so you don’t have to worry about it anymore.

Whatever you want it all comes down to having CHOICE and CONTROL over your dating life.

Because when you KNOW you have the power to choose the women you want… and don’t have to settle for second best, you experience a sense of unimaginable freedom

You radiate confidence, and your life improves not just with women, but with your friends, your family, and even at work and in business.

High Status Humor gives you that choice and freedom with women.

That’s why I’m inviting you to join me for the High Status Humor Program

It’s a series of training videos in a secure members area you can go through from the comfort of your own home right on your computer’s browser.

You’ll also get an audio download of each lesson so you can listen in your car, at the gym, or drifting off to sleep, to make sure the information really ‘sinks in’.

You’ll learn:

• A joke to use with a girl you hardly know that will instantly make her feel a strong connection like she’s known you forever…
• An easy first date technique that shows that you’re a selective ‘in-demand’ guy and makes sure SHE’S the one trying to impress YOU…
• How to answer the most common questions in an unexpected way that makes you look like the most confident man she’s ever met…
• How to use ‘sexual humor’ to set a flirty tone and get her all hot and bothered…
• How to balance the right amount of humor to inject into a conversation (make too many jokes, you’ll come across try-hard, too few and you won’t be funny)…
• The secret technique stand-up comedians use when a joke doesn’t land to save you from ever bombing…
• Why “safe isn’t sexy” and how to push the limits of propriety without becoming offensive…
• How to use whatever’s going on around you as an endless source of comedy (believe me, once you know this, you’ll NEVER be at a loss for words)…
• And much, much more (this is just a quick sampling)

So now you need to ask yourself:

“Is this program for me?”

If it is, then great.

If not, that’s ok too.

I know this program isn’t for everyone and only you can decide.

It’s designed for a very specific type of guy.

First off, here’s who it ISN’T for:

1. Guys who are completely happy with their dating lives

If you can already make women laugh reliably in a way that sparks massive attraction even when you’re not feeling ‘on’

If you’re already satisfied with the quality and quantity of women you’re currently dating and are confident that you can attract the kind of girl you REALLY want when you meet her….

…then this program probably isn’t for you.

2. Guys who are expecting instant results

Though this program is designed to give you tools and techniques that will get you results very quickly, It will probably take more than a few days to really master it.

If you’re not ready for that and just want a ‘quick fix’ to your problems…

then this program probably isn’t for you…

3. Guys who aren’t open to taking a chance and learning

This program involves a lot of ‘experiential learning’ In other words, you’ll learn by DOING.

If you’re the kind of guy who needs to understand everything in his head before he uses it…

then this program is probably not for you.

On the other hand…

If you’re not satisfied with settling for your current situation with women forever…

If you’re willing to invest just one to two hours a week in learning this…

And you’re willing to take a chance and try some things you’ve never tried before…

Then I highly recommend you give this program a try.

 

So right now you’re probably asking the question:

What’s it going to cost?

I’ll get to that in just a second.

But before I do, let’s start with a better question:

What is the VALUE of a program like this?

What is it worth to you to know that:

• You’ll never be at a loss for words,
• You’ll be able to attract more and better quality women to date and sleep with,
• You’ll have the power to make women feel AMAZING whenever they see you,
• You’ll get more respect from your friends, colleagues, and family,
• You’ll finally have choice and control over your dating life instead of settling for whatever might happen to fall in your lap?

Back when I was struggling with women, I would have spent anything to get this down.

In fact, the amount I spent on research learning this for myself is well above $10,000, and it still took me YEARS.

As a training program, this information is worth thousands of dollars.

No question.

If I was offering it as a live training I would be charging at least $2000 for it.

Probably more.

Similar programs I’ve coached in the past have gone for up to $2500.

But because I’m able to offer this program in an online, home-study format, I’m going to make this program available to you at a price that’s ridiculously low.

…because back when I was struggling to learn this stuff, I made a decision:

I promised myself:

“If I ever get the chance to help guys with this area of their lives,

I’m going to make sure it’s available to as many men as possible”

So you’re not going to pay $2000,

You’re not going to pay $1500,

You’re not even going to pay $1400,

or $1350.

you’re not even going to pay half that.

You’re going to get the entire program…

The videos, the audio and everything…

For just $67

And you’ll also get free 30-day access to:

The 90-day Advanced High Status Humor Home Study Course (a $97 value).

…which includes weekly videos, exercises, real world application, and lots and lots of examples for those who want a more in- depth education in High Status Humor

If you decide you like it and you’d like to continue you’ll be billed for two more monthly payments of $97.

If not, you can easily cancel at any time.

So your initial payment will be just $67 followed by 2 monthly payments of $97 should you decide to continue.

To register for the High Status Humor training, just hit the big button below, and fill in your order information.

As soon as you complete your registration, you’ll be emailed with your login and password to access the training area and get started.

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And by the way, if you’re STILL on the fence about whether or not this is something you want to invest in,

YOU DON’T HAVE TO DECIDE TODAY!!!

You can give it a try with zero risk for 60 days!!!

Get started today, and within 60 days, if at any time you decide that it’s not for you, just email customer support and your money will be immediately refunded.

No problems, no hassles

That means you can check out the High Status Humor Core Product and go through two-thirds of the 90-day Home Study Course, at my risk.

Because I’m so confident that this program is going to change your life, it’s a risk I’m willing to take.

As much as I want to help as many men as possible, I don’t want to limit the ‘competitive advantage’ it’s going to give the guys who take action on it immediately.

My plan is to leave it on the market for a few days and then take it off the market indefinitely to re-evaluate.

I may bring it back in 3 months, maybe in a year, maybe never.

So now you have a choice…

You can decide that this program isn’t for you and continue to settle for the quantity and quality of women you’ve gotten before…

You can spend the next few years trying to figure this all out by yourself…

Or, you can let me help you.

The choice is yours.

Click the button below and get access to this exclusive training immediately.

You literally have nothing to lose.

I look forward to seeing you in the members area.